Sign On The Line

These words constitute an agreement between two business entities. They do not guarantee fame, happiness, nor crazy groupie sex. They do not sever an artist from his or her creative vision. These words are cold and unpromising. These words are preceded by dollar signs; succeeded with dotted lines. These words are not like our words- the say everything and mean next to nothing.

Don't assume you know what a record contract is until you've been fucked by one.