Selective Service

The government sent me a postcard today, and as much as I like mail, I don't think I'll be writing back. It's a letter from the "Selective Service System".  Apparently I have to register my name, just in case they decide to open a war draft.

They drew this tough-looking eagle onto it; an eagle with arms and huge biceps. He (the eagle) says, “It's quick, it's easy, and IT'S THE LAW."  Then, just in case that isn't scary enough, they’ve got this financial threat inside.

Needless to say, I'm not registering. I can only hope they'll lock me up... Just imagine the publicity.

UPDATE:

I've decided that I will be mailing our government, after all.
I, however, didn't complete it to their standard.
I'll let you know if they write me back...